10 Reasons Why.
10. Wearing anything aside from pajamas is optional.
9. Same goes with brushing/styling/washing hair.
8. And, make-up too!
7. Vehicle maintains pristine condition due to lack of use.
6. Avoidance of the question, "are they all yours." (Everyone here knows they are all mine. They think that's normal.)
5. Supposedly, those who prepare their own meals weigh less than those who eat out.
4. You will remain in close proximity to your scale to test that theory as often as you'd like.
3. Kids develop naughty habits based on a limited pool of influence from siblings only, not the general populous of misbehaving children. (Bonus: Applies to germs also!)
2. Husband looks extremely attractive when he arrives home from work, simply because he is a fellow adult human being. (Great for the marriage.)
1. If you like to shop on Ebay, you are always present/free to wait until the very last minute and suddenly increase your bid to WIN WIN WIN, providing plenty of whoop-inducing exhilaration right from the comfort of your own home as you spend way more money than you intended because you were caught up in the spirit of competition!
*Disclaimer* No, I have never purchased anything on Ebay, this is only what I hear : )
3 comments:
I love being at home! I just hate it when I have one of those weeks where I have to run, run, run! Love staying in my PJs if I don't have to go anywhere! It is the BEST!! Right with ya Sista!
LOL of course I have to disagree with just one comment here.... Being in the automotive repair field.... for the last almost 20 years. It has come to my attention as well as customers (when they pay their bills) that this:
7. Vehicle lack of use.
Will sooner or later catch up with you is better to drive them then leave them sit :)
This is good stuff! Don't forget--staying home means you're not spending money! (Well, unless you shop on line.) I especially like #2. Poor Clint. He gets mobbed when he comes in the door. Wait, I retract the "poor" part. It's obvious he enjoys it! :)
Post a Comment