Onyx stole not one but three items from his friend's house today. If this had been his first offence, I may not be overly concerned. But, it is not. Sidewalk chalk and toy keys top the list of other illegal transports to our home via his pockets. I sincerely hope and fervently pray our cute 4 year old sticky fingers does not turn into a not-so-cute 24 year old felon, doomed to a life of wearing an orange jump-suit and overpopulating a prison facility....inmate number 551....he always did have sticky fingers.
ps. Yes, items are being returned and severe consequences have been issued. Don't worry.
pps. Only invite us over to your house if you are looking to thin out your toy collection a bit.
