She had to ask. On the phone. You know who you are : )
Her: (The Accused, Guilty Party)"Oh man. We just got over some awful, sitting in the bathroom for hours on end moaning and groaning sickness. Have you guys had that this year since you're home schooling?"
Me:(The Innocent Victim of malicious questioning destined to induce foul smelling bodily fluid spewage.) "No. We haven't had any vomit at all. I hate to admit it because you know what is bound to happen when you start bragging about superior digestive tracts and the enormous benefits of the hermit lifestyle and stuff like that."
Only mere minutes later, throw up is flowing like a river. I was just literally standing in a puddle of puke. I know, YUM. Me, usually quite accurately known as Mrs. Green Clean is now using enough Lysol to kill a few cats. Oh yeah and bleach too. Plus a forest worth of paper towels, but who's counting?
Is it spring yet?
6 comments:
oh NO! i REALLY didn't send it through the computer. yikes! so sorry...
Oh hon, I am so sorry! Hope you all get well quickly!
I know who I am , and I am sorry. Poor Onyx, he certainly wasn't ''himself'' yesterday....
I feel better about my schooled children now. :)
love you, remember, lysol is your friend.
CP
Oh my...... does not sound like fun .....
I hope everyone gets well soon! And speaking of cats mine threw up in the bed the other night. So not a child but but still had to get up in the middle of the night and change the sheets LOL
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Best wishes for a quick recovery! It runs through the family fast, that's for sure! Gotta hate that stuff!
Uh oh, haven't posted in a few days...everyone getting sick?? Praying for a quick recovery!
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