I've been saying this stuff.....to my husband of more than a decade.
I like you a lot and I think we have an absolutely amazing connection. I knew it immediately when you walked out of that limo toward me as I stood by in my angel white dress because I am a fine judge of character you know. There is this fantastic emotional chemistry between us and have I mentioned how gorgeous you are? I would like to have some meaningful conversation with you, in which I quiz you with my rapid-fire interrogation technique concerning your affection for me since I've got no time to waste as I sip champagne all day by the pool, but mostly I just want to make out. Do you think you're prepared for marriage and children? Because I know I am. (capital)R E A D Y. How do you feel about a proposal at the end of this? I feel good about it. Wicked good. I just have to make certain you feel as spectacularly about it as I do. Do you? Huh? Yes or no? Hey, guess what? I am moving to your home town! Have you had your minimum prerequisite heart break? Howzabout if you go ahead and express yourself to me in an articulate fashion, on demand, pledging your utmost devotion with genuine sincerity? Now. Right now. (Who cares about the other 15 dudes I'm dating?)
Did you come here for the right reasons? To find love? I am here for love....and marriage....and children.....and a proposal. You're not a country music singer, are you?
Bobby said he would be glad when this season is O V E R. Strange.
I honestly think Jillian is the coolest bachelorette ever. I vote for Ed : )
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WHAT?!? ED???? you're crazy! :)
she's not going to end up with any of them.
but i like reid.
i was thinking about blogging about the bachelorette today, too, but i kinda wanted to keep it a secret that i watch!
!!ED!!
I liked Reid too. But I totally get why she likes Ed and seems to me like he would be good husband material.
Gooooooooo Eddy.
When "The Biggest Loser" starts up again this fall, then I can join a reality T.V. conversation! I don't know any of these people, but I know one thing...from now on, the word "howzabout" will be frequenting my vocabulary. That's a wicked cool word.
REID! Gotta love him! In my humble opinion none of those men are right for her. Can't wait for tonight. Great post - I'm still laughing!
this is hilarious. Shawn couldn't wait either. Even though he got sucked in on occasion. I think so much is rigged. those poor guys. no time to be serious. Kiptyn is gay. Ed is too hairy. and Reid, to anal. :)
so, I say NONE> Ed will be dumped later my prediction. :)
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