A whole new meaning 4 pooper scooper

Stool samples required for both kids as part of their overall (we're in America now!) health and wellness assessments. Lots of poo. In several little cups. You weren't eating now, were you?
Bobby is doing it for me. Yes he is. With my cough/congestion situation I might start gagging and never stop, choking out a lung, taking my very life and breath away and that man needs me, so he took the nasty poo one for the team. How much do you think I owe him?
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We met this family on our trip and oh how we loved them! They are too far away, in Michigan. Boo! But, I'm thinking we'll make plans to reunite and see each other again. Aren't they gorgeous? The have 4 children (youngest age 13, oldest age 22 pictured on the right) and adopted 2. They are super cool people, easy breezy to be around with a great sense of humor and light hearts. They know how to take things in stride. I can learn a lot from them. Is it wrong to put them on the poo post?