Happy St. Patrick's Day

For the craftily-impaired mom who did not get the "be a good example and make cute little green things" gene:
1)Read about the history of the holiday and the man for which it is named.
2)Place a picture of a shamrock up as an example.
3)Get out every type of art supplies.
4) Scatter said supplies all over big table.
5) Give futile warning about fighting, screaming, hitting, pinching over those supplies.
6)Tell them to have at it by saying something like this,
"Go on, make one. I don't care how you do it. Use the imagination God gave you people because He skipped mommy when he handed them out."

Offer them Leprechaun licorice.

Because what you were born with is a sweet tooth the size of a pot of gold.