Today

Times Bob got called to work: 0
Times he wished he did: 16
Kids with colds and coughs: 4
Minutes spent outside the house: 0
Loads of laundry completed: 7 (yes, seriously)
Movies watched: 2
Games played: 3
Temper tantrums: 7
Pots of chicken noodle soup: 1
Time outs in the corner: 3
People who took naps: 4
Moms that took a bubble bath: 1
Dads that slept in this morning: 1
Time kids went to bed: 8:00
Time parents are going to bed: 8:30

Just another day in Deutschland.