Potty trainer needed for an extremely intelligent, handsome, and always compliant 2 year old boy. Must come prepared to thoroughly wipe, clean and disinfect all manner and consistency of bodily excretions. Will pay 1 billion dollars to the brave soul willing to accept this challenge. No experience necessary, only loads of patience and a passion for porcelain. Must be able to execute a wildly enthusiastic potty dance. Will provide plenteous amounts of colorful, cartooned underwear, M&Ms for reward, Cheerios for target practice, and a washing machine. Background check required. All applicants will be considered.
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heh heh heh...
Now that I am more mobile again, I am about to hit this task a little more seriously. If you find this person and they are willing to commute between our home and yours and charge two for the price of one...I will split the cost!!
definitely one of my least favorite parts of our "job"!
Hmmm. I'm considering applying for this position. I do have some experience. But it would be quite a commute... Is that a billion in real money, or monopoly money? ;)
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