Doggy Dreams

On hold.

I'm sure one day I will have a babydoggie and be one of those ladies. You know the kind.

I'll sit on the bench at the park during lovely spring afternoons sharing an ice cream cone with my pooch while whispering sweet nothings in my most syrupy voice about how he's the best doggie woggie to ever draw breath on this earth into his cute furry little ear. My darling canine companion will peek out adoringly from its puppypurse perch, savoring every creamy bite, utterly oblivious to his mother's mental instability and possible need for prescription medication as passersby nod politely with sympathy for the poor lady who fell all the way off her ever lovin rocker. A lick for you, my precious ookie pookie pumpkin pie muffin cake snuggalicious, a lick for me. Mmmm. Tasty.

But not now. I'm just not ready yet.

My purse is too small - My afternoons too busy.